Who Wouldn't Want to be a Badass Huntress?
"Nous chassons ceux qui nous chassent."

"We hunt those who hunt us."

"Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux même."

"We protect those who can not protect themselves."
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Anonymous asked: Parksborn HC: Harry complains everytime peter goes on a science/nerd rant but always manage to fill in perfectly when peter stutters in explaining his theories to old, intimidating science dudes. Harry doesn't just tune peter out, ok. Everything peter says is important despite him telling peter to stfu and sit down.


Answer:

desdemonasighs:

fuckING YES

SCIENCE NERD BOYFRIENDS

ONE WHO’S REALLY FUCKING NERDY

AND THE OTHER WHO’S TOO COOL TO ADMIT HE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SCIENCE MY FUCKING HEART

Anonymous asked: peter and harry owning oscorp together and finding a cure for harry's illness after months of trial and error. their business disagreements often end with them making out against the wall and felicia knowingly asking employees not to disturb them and smiling to herself because even she ships it. harry weakly masking his worry because peter is still spidey and peter reassuring him. harry fussing over peter's injuries.


Answer:

desdemonasighs:

uGH JUST PETER AND HARRY MAKING OUT BECAUSE PETER WANTS TO GIVE OUT SCHOLARSHIPS AND HARRY DOESN’T WANT TO

PETER BLOWING HARRY AND MAKING HIM AGREE WITH HIS IDEAS

HARRY FUCKING PETER ON HIS DESK WHILE MAKING HIM SIGN DOCUMENTS THAT HE WOULD OTHERWISE REFUSE TO SIGN

FELICIA WEARING A SHIRT WITH THEIR FIRST MAGAZINE COVER TOGETHER ON IT

FELICIA WRITING DIRTY FICS AND EMAILING THEM TO GWEN

FELICIA MAKING FLUFFY FANART AND POSTING THEM ALL OVER THE OFFICE

FELICIA, MAX, AND GWEN THROWING PETER AND HARRY A FIRST ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE PARTY AND THEN FORGETTING TO INVITE THEM

PARKSBORN CORPORATE!AU o(*゚▽゚*)o

getinthefuckingjaeger:

Marvel is going through a my bf betrayed/abandoned/tried to kill me/destroy humanity phase.

Me joining a new ship:where's the fyeah blog and can I read its entire archive in a day
Anonymous asked: For the Ficlet ship thing. Spideypool is your ship, and the sentence is; My parents know


Answer:

arrafrost:

"Wade, my parents know you’re a homicidal maniac."

"Yeah but that doesn’t mean they’ll say no."

"Wade." Peter’s voice said no. Peter’s no-room-for-argument tone said no. Peter’s eyes said no. Peter’s head shaking side to side said no. And yet something about him still said yes in Wade’s mind.

<Probably that hallucinating we’ve been doing.>

[Which is probably why Peter’s wearing high heeled stiletto boots right now.]

"I’m not complaining. That boy has some nice legs."

Peter narrowed his eyes in confusion at Wade’s comment and glanced down. “Wade what are you-“

"Shhh Pete, just stride along with me and we can talk about the plan to-"

"You are not allowed to come, Wade. I just went over this. You are not coming."

"But see," Wade waved his hands about as he explained, "I’ll just plant a couple of bombs in key distraction places and I’ll be able to-"

Peter grabbed Wade’s hands, holding them with his super strength.

[Which is actually something that turns us on.]

<A lot.>

"Wade you are not bombing my parents wedding! Nor are you crashing it! You’re not my date! You’re not invited!"

"BUT CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IRON MAN ARE GETTING MARRIED! I WILL DIE IF I CAN’T BE THERE FOR THIS! NOT EVEN MY HEALING FACTOR COULD RECOVER ME!"

"Yes it could."

"I will cry, Peter."

"And I will laugh Wade. You’re not coming and that’s final."

"You’re a bigger dick weasel than Scott Summers…."

"No one’s a bigger dick weasel than Scott Summers."

[He’s got us there.]

<Yeah I can’t imagine a single person that doesn’t think Scott Summers isn’t a huge douche.>

[See what we did there.]

2642014:

BUT what if an actor would hear a noise at night and it’s an actual murderer in their apartment and they just start acting. like imagine Dylan O’Brien pulling off his Nogitsune shit (and he is fucking talented he went from cute little crying puppy stiles to hitler in 0.2 seconds on Teen wolf) and he just goes ‘I am a thousand years old YOU CAN’T KILL ME’ I mean if I’d be that murderer I would be fucking scared okay I would just cry and leave

Teen Wolf Rewatch - 3x22 De-Void

meredithia:

I completely forgot that while the nogitsune’s flies made Derek try to burn Chris alive, made Isaac tried to kill the twins, made Aiden try to kill Isaac, the only thing they made Ethan do was have shower sex with Danny.. Um okay

Anonymous asked: All the avengers (& a bby Peter) discover vine, and start pranking each other, and using peter to do it


Answer:

burned-my-paradise:

"You smell that, Peter?"

"No, I-oh god, what is that?"

"A freedom fart, son. 100% American."

~~~

"SMACK CAM!!"

"I am tired of these motherfucking smack cams, on this motherfucking hellicarrier!"

~~~

"Hi, everybody, I want you to meet my amazing boyfriend, Wade."

"Hi, I-"

*splash*

"No one cares!"

~~~

"Hey, Tony, why doesn’t freedom knock?"

"I don’t know, Steve, wh-"

"BecauSE FREEDOM RINGS, MOTHERFUCKERS."

~~~

"Hey, Steve, I dropped my hammer, can you hand it to me."

"Sure thing, buddy."

"What the fuck?"

~~~

"Hey, Bucky, can you give me a hand?"

"Jesus H. CHRIST PUT YOUR ARM BACK ON."

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